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An honor to have a great American like
yourself on the show.

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I guess it runs in the family, huh?

3
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Homelander's father.

4
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Dang.

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Glock, huh?

6
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Never saw the appeal in foreign -made
guns.

7
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Well, this ain't your granddaddy's
Glock.

8
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This here's a 9mm.

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Gen 5 7 -round capacity with a crisp
fucking break.

10
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Well, mine's a much longer barrel.

11
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That'll prove an all -American cult
1911.

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Chambered in .45 ACP.

13
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That'll blow your fucking panties off.

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Now, that little Glock, that's good for
a late -night Harlem stroll, but this

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here, that's a certified kraut killer.

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Think you mean an antique?

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I mean a classic.

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You want to give it a try?

19
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Now, some can't handle the kick.

20
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If something tells me, you'll do just
fine.

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I gotta hand it to you.

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I haven't fucked that hard since...
Since I railed Sherry Lewis on the

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of Studio 54.

24
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I ain't got no idea who that is.

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Hey, why the hairless pussy?

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I mean, what's the point of going down
there if you're not gonna get a fat face

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full of fur?

28
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Is that how Homelander likes you?

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Like a baby?

30
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More like a mother.

31
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But you two have fucked, right?

32
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Mm -mm.

33
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Damn.

34
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I gotta admit, I was kind of just doing
this as petty revenge against the freak.

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That's terrible.

36
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Who would do such a thing?

37
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You shouldn't say that about your son.

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He thinks he's better than me.

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He doesn't.

40
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How do you know?

41
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I don't know much, but I can read
people. And the way he looks at you?

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Shoot.

43
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I ain't ever seen him look at nobody
like that.

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It's not exactly a compliment, doll.

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He is the strangest motherfucker I've
ever known. And I've had a threesome

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Gary Busey.

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Oof.